I hope you told her to get fucked.

I know this is not sexual harassment/assault related but I can’t help but share a recent faux apology from my MIL who called child and family services on us 4 years ago when our child was going though a rough and rebellious teen years because she didn’t agree with our parenting.  

I think it’s more that the dude took it from the woman that caught it and then threw back the ball that he didn’t catch. He got to be billy badass with a ball somebody else caught for him.

Unfortunately this guy is basically a mascot for our country at this point.

You lose, fartface!

I’ve seen that look before. Legs fidgeting as he makes the statement, head cocking erratically from side to side, permanent ice grill. That is not a joke; that’s the body language of a dude who’ll be waiting for you in the alley behind the concert venue after you stepped on his shoes by mistake.

lonzo will be fine, but will someone please tell that numb nuts father of his to not hold court at the base of every escalator at the staples center? when you draw a mouth-breathing selfie-seeking crowd like that, there’s nowhere for people to go when they hit the bottom.

Don’t read the comments then.

ALL’S WALL THAT ENDS BALL

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

LaVar, seriously: you’re embarrassing yourself right now

A) neither one of them, Lonzo or Lavar, has a shoe deal. Making your own shoe isn’t a “deal” it’s a production line.

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?

He’s just an exploitative ass, nothing special.

Fan holding the toddler and trying to get in on the action is an early frontrunner for Father of the Year.

A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

You geriatric fuck

That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.