Ray = The new David Hasselhoff?

Where we're going, we don't need roads! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWW!

"...the sad thing is its cars are so good it doesn't need all this shite."

Any word on if this applied to auto loan holders?

Like me... I appreciate this, as I wouldn't have known otherwise.

I just changed mine to Bzmrkfrtz.

I have an auto loan through them...

I get mine looked at on a regular basis.

You might want to post a pic of your redacted here: [www.webmd.com]

In all seriousness; if we can get more Sam, I would complain a lot less about the new format...

@Donovanesque: What Sunburned said :)

As one of the Jalopnik refugees temporarily escaping the new format, if nothing else, I am going to come back to check out your daily comments of the day. The commenters here are intelligent and wonderfully witty.

@Scandinavian Flick:

That is epic! Classy vandalism at its finest!

@Optixtruf: Magnets.

@LAmonkeygirl: I'm sure she is very aware of the 20 camera men standing around her. ;)

Thanks for weighing in, Justin. I am sure you guys have been through a lot these last couple of days, and I admire the way the editors have been handling it.

But who will save us from the now impending Cutepocalypse?

So many joke possibilities... So many ways I could get banned here...

@Snarfblat: I knew someone would grab that for me to finish this off. Heart click for the happy ending!