@Gnatalby: I would try to find it, but image searching for "weatherman penis stroke" is probably not a good idea at work...

@Gnatalby: I wish I knew. It made its rounds on the internet last rainy season, spawning a few things including a gif of the reporter... well... demonstrating the direction of flow with his hand...

You know, a nice bowl of warm chicken soup can be just the thing in tim...

This weather can be hard to handle...

@anneisanne: Better hope your tetanus shots are up to date too...

@StuckOnRepeat: I'm sorry, I honestly didn't mean to go too over-heavy on the snark. Rather I was pointing out that the type of millionaire that goes with that look is looking for this type of woman. These relationships tend to be completely superficial, and the truth is, they miss out on a lot in life by focusing…

Making it a setting would be perfect; right there with auto-expanding replies. I think it has been brought up before, so hopefully they are looking into it.

Imagine if she poured that kind of effort into earning her own fortune...

"I'm not touching you..."

Garsh durn it! Dem kids is gonna catch the gay! Next thing you know, we is gonna be all fashionable like and happy for no durn reason. Stupid equal rights and such!

...and since I can't edit (RAGE!!!) here it is as a link... [jalopnik.com]

This format looks a lot better using www.jalopnik.com/classic however, it reverts back to the regular any time you go back to the main page. If there was a way to lock that as the default, it would help a lot.

Oh yeah, I should probably mention that too: I am running the latest version of Chrome on Windows XP Pro.

This new format is really taking a lot away from the content... I am really trying to give it a chance... I really truly am... But there are so many functionality issues that I just can't use it to form a fair opinion of it. I would post this in OppositeLock, but surprise, surprise; I can't.

The Boxster S gets put under a black light to make sure Ray didn't get to it first.

Good grief!

@The Bieberocalypse is near. Hide yo' kids!: Seattle is an awesome place too but yeah, it does get a bit gloomy. I love the Puget Sound. I have family up in Gig Harbor, so I have visited a few times and almost moved there once...

@The Bieberocalypse is near. Hide yo' kids!: I would have tried to grab one if I knew about it. That's classic NorCal right there.

@The Bieberocalypse is near. Hide yo' kids!: Absolutely! I spent last weekend mountain biking in the Santa Cruz mountains in shorts and a t-shirt. Later in the evening, we BBQed outside; just like last January :D

@The Bieberocalypse is near. Hide yo' kids!: O rly?