@YankBoffin: +1. To me, that is the view of a true car enthusiast. To be this selfish is just sad. It discourages others from sharing your passion. That is what makes Jalopnik great; it is about sharing that passion with a generation that is quickly moving away from it.

@tinman0: Exactly what I was about to say, but you get the bonus for doing it first and using the word "bollocks".

Those are pretty damn cool. Nice to see a list that isn't just standard grab bag stuffs.

@dmcshinobi: I had to think about that one for a minute, but that was brilliant. Heart click!

@Mazarin: I actually really like that. #steampunk is a disappointingly underused tag...

@MasAer: Heh, I posted the same down a bit: [jalopnik.com]

@TheAntiCat: I don't know if we invented it, but we sure as hell pay for it...

@Chernobyl: Well, I only had 3 wishes...

@horspowr1001 now featuring password security!: Mayhaps this one? One of my personal favorites and fairly appropriate...

Stupid old half-deaf genie... I did NOT wish for a giant rooster, and to get snowed in and stuck in my car!

@Optixtruf: Brakes are for quitters.

This makes me feel so much better about all those Dodge grills I see occupying 95% of my rear view mirror on my daily commute!

@Justin Hyde: Thanks, Justin. It's much appreciated that you are taking the time to answer all the questions here!

I have been looking and can't find a solid answer to this: What exactly is the info on this list that has been publicized? Is it just my email, and my password and screen name here?

Here is why people think Sonic owners are asshats.

@Pessimippopotamus: Mary Pozzi?

@BtheD19: Except for the fact that food cooked in that oven will now be toxic...

@jbh1126: YEEeeeaaAAHHH!

@Daddy Rocket will get the hell out of some groceries: Peewee Herman, is that you?

@philipman1: Glad someone got it :)