@Weather and darkness will not be an issue: I always thought that was hilarious too. 50ft would put her at about the height of her knee, and even that is generous. Maybe she just lied about her height the same way women tend to about their age/weight. (not to say men are above that...)

Was it parked near this?

@Whack-A-mole:

Wait... what is that in her left hand...?

@Stuey75: I wonder if they say the same things when they look in the mirror...

@snapoversteer foregoes his remaining eligibility: KTHXJAIL sealed it. Nice!

@buick61: Returned ;)

@buick61: i am 12 and what is this

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: The " makes it. Awesomely played.

We wish you a Hoony Christmas;

If you carry around enough trees, you can offset your carbon emissions! Take that you smug Prius drivers!

@milwaukee_slows:

@milwaukee_slows: You can't see me! I'm hiding!

@milwaukee_slows:

@Roberto G.: You do not talk to me like that!! I work too hard to deal with this stuff!! I work too hard!! I'm a Division Manager in charge of 49 people!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!!

@milwaukee_slows:

@milwaukee_slows:

@ttyymmnn: I came here to laugh at the whiners. I leave happier than I expected. This picture is win.

@pauljones: You can lead a horse to water...

@Irishman — AARGH!: I'm in the SF Bay Area, but I have friends up in Sac and around the Davis area. There is also an annual Volvo car show in Davis that I go to every year and stock up on my yearly supply of cholesterol and trans fats.