scandihoonigan
Bultaco's JMOD TownCar drives his pa to drinkin
scandihoonigan

1996 VW Passat Wagon VR6 with around 98k on the clock. It was a freebie from an uncle who let the heater core go on it. While I enjoyed the ride and the space the car afforded, everything else about it was utter dogshit. When the heater core goes bad, it apparently dumps hot water out of an airduct right on top of the

Ach, meine augen! Die Schutzbrillen! Sie tun nichts!

Seriously. Not that his behavior is acceptable, but at what point are we seeking out controversy for controversy’s sake. He’s an old man with pointed and often wrong views that do not match today’s society. That’s not news. I love you Torch, but these kind of articles are killing, KILLING Jalopnik. Like yesterday’s

I love how the seat is on the floorboards, and your legs are almost entirely under the dash and straight out in front. It’s like you’re clambering into the cockpit of an indycar. Would love to own one of these.

No more sleep on Isle of Man. Run like bull in the night!

Hey nice town car!

I’m wondering just how luxurious it will be, riding on those factory 20" donks and razor thin rubber strips.

I’m wondering just how luxurious it will be riding on those factory 20" donks and razor thin rubber strips.

Hmm... Waiting list, or into Chrysler’s waiting arms. I know my boss has made a number of overpriced car buying decisions that way. A8L on backorder for 6 months? Fuck it, on to the Maserati showroom across the street for something else with 4 doors and a big motor.

I think it looks pretty good. At least as stylish as a cts. Way better than a lousy A8 (zzzz). It’s not another shamelessly badge engineered fwd ford, that should count for something right?

Oh my...

Bullshit. One or two assholes sure. Maybe even a group of 20-40. Not 200. And fucking quads and dirtbikes, sure I’ve seen them tearing through the hood, but not on the fucking beltway. And we’re really to assume this is the one time someone had a camera phone handy?

People are all over Facebook talking about “banning crotch rockets” and giving sports bikes “love taps” on the highway. As an SV rider in northern Virginia, this is just fucking great. This is probably the worst publicity since the hells angels, or those campy movies from the 50s that made every group of motorcyclists

Haha, not you specifically... In particular: my dad, my wife, a few coworkers, some friends of mine, Justin Westbrook.

People say this was a weak bond film. On the contraire, it had a bit of everything! Blofeld clones, death by mudbath, cremation by the mob, Mach 1 chase scenes, friendly pipe-welding robots, a gorilla lady, Mr. kid and Mr. Winn, Bambi and Thumper, “10 minutes... and counting!” What wasn’t to love??

My liege.

The dirty dozen- I can dig it!

Yes. A few years ago I brought up the Jalponik “malaise-era™” and low output big block engines from the 70’s and 80’s to my older coworker. He looks at me and says “what, have you never heard of swapping a carb and an exhaust?” A 195 HP Corvette with a bunch of emissions equipment was just the skip-shift 2/3rd lockout

People who crash on their bike cost more money than people who crash a car. If you don’t want to drive a car, you should be required to purchase extra health insurance so that when you’re medevac’ed from around that fence post, I don’t end up paying for it.

I would play this game.