Yes, and those people are fucking dumb and deserve ridicule. Same with anyone who voted third party in an election that decided whether at least some of their ideals would actually be applied or not. I preferred Bernie’s platform to Hillary’s because much of it was way more progressive, but when the choice was between…

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

I don’t think he’s claiming to be persecuted, either, but at the same time, I’m not quite sure what he’s going on about. There is no shortage of media to consume about white, Christian Americans. If he wants to direct a movie about his demographic, I’m sure the Hallmark Channel would welcome a Pratt-directed TV movie…

“Dear Kathy and the kids,

... and I’ve ridden the horse and camel.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

“became belligerent” seems to be code for “did not smilingly do exactly as I asked immediately and failed to lick my bottom and was also sort of brownish” these days.

I really can’t respond until I hear what Steve Harvey thinks.

This man has based damn-near his entire career on baby-making music. Like, it’s all he ever sings about. I’m confused who the “slut” is supposed to be in all of this.

“But, guys...How is little Wayne considered one of the best rappers ever”

Lots of us can be outraged about something and still laugh at a decently cracked joke about how shitty Ross Douthat’s kids are.

He paid for drugs digitally? I feel like we may need a few new crack commandments added to the list for the 21st century.

I don’t know. What does it prove? What would it change in the long run?

I get what she’s saying, but wouldn’t this be punishment for women as well?

Can we just not have sex with evil men? Is that enough?

*reroutes drone from Jujy’s house*

When you thought this was your Cindy Crawford moment but you fucked up and everyone hates you because you don’t read the news.

If having to face the fact that she’s completely tone deaf in terms of how the world works and what the struggle is actually like for marginalized people is enough to traumatize her, then maybe it’s good she’s traumatized. Also, she’s super upset mostly because it may impact her “acting” career and that she doesn’t…

Less successful for Cherie, Punky’s friend

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.