Absolutely.

Because it’s cheaper in the long run, and hell should be right here on Earth. It is for the rest of us, why should he get off?

Get to this place? Get? Have you not paid attention to the last 200 years of American history? We’ve been there for a very long time!

People like this think it’s “funny” and “cute” and “edgy” to do the Nazi salute. They need to crack open a history book... and then take that book and shove it up their fucking ass because no amount of education will make them see the light. These people don’t deserve my love, sorry.

I believe that love IS the answer ... but not the kind of passive, feel-good, saccharine platitudes and symbolic kind deeds that Van Jones seems to be talking about. The kind of love that we need is challenging and revolutionary and ACTIVE, and it isn’t the same thing as simple niceness.

This is the TIME Design team rn:

I’m going to go ahead and continue to make fun of anyone that spends $4 mil on plastic surgery to make themselves look like a cat.

Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Were any of the bystanders wearing safety pins, though? That’s how you can tell who will support and defend their persecuted minority countrymen have an eggnog latte and an air of indifference to the suffering of those around them.

OZONE! Yes, this is a thing, and yes, I could totally smell it when I was pregnant. I could smell EVERYTHING, which meant we had to switch everything in the world to “unscented” because I couldn’t deal with any of it. Nor coffee, my one true love. I could drink it okay, but the smell was trying to kill me.

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

$100 slippers?

$100 slippers?

“Who’s there?”

Because she’s a mildly attractive white woman, duh!

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

There is nothing in the article that answers the question posed by Joe Nabb. This guy has not been playing in the NFL for at least 4 years. What is the point of posting this if not to shame him? Saying “did you read the article” is a very weird way to answer this.

Don’t give in to it. Number 2 on Michael Moore’s 5 Point Plan is my mantra right now.

“A reporter asked: “So, Mr. Trump, you’ll seek his counsel?”

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.