This fuckboy needs to answer questions about when I can fill up my tank without going on a Tolkien-esque quest for a station that actually has gas. NC just stays taking Ls, and largely because of this dude and the Republican General Assembly. I swear to god if my fellow North Carolinians vote for this guy again, man.

That’s the whole point of an analogy though - to clarify a unique comparison and make it easier to understand by using familiar objects. Not to prove the same point no matter the situation. That’s ignoring both the outlying and underlying factors.

I think you’re looking for the term “blanket statement”.

#notallunservicedelevators

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.

That’s why John Travolta came to my mind.

I believe dressing up as another race and dumping tea in a body of water is pretty high on the list of acceptable protest

Use of the protest chant, “Hey hey. Ho Ho. I’m the least racist person I know!”

I’m like

Thank you! People who say almond milk uses too much water/is too wasteful but happily drink cow’s milk are delusional. The meat and dairy industry use a massive amount of water to keep their animals alive and are so environmentally toxic.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

I am, frankly, doubtful that you are asking in good faith, given your second-to-last paragraph, but I’ll play.

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

I think that you’re confusing the strawman argument that people like her give with ACTUAL cultural appropriation. I have no problem with people wearing the clothing associated with my culture, incorporating our foods, etc. That is not appropriation. Appropriation is when OUR VOICES ARE SILENCED, and their…

The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.

Big effing Deal. Ben carson does it, too and he’ s in a Coma!

How can she be Xenophobic when she sounds like she came from Xenu?

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!