Ooh! I hope they use bleeps. Like blooper bleeps. I hope at least 1/4 of the dialogue is bleeped. I will love this movie nearly unconditionally but enough bleeping could ensure it meets the highest entertainment standards available under the circumstances. Crossing my fingers for bleeps!

Please. That baby would always talk like it was auto-tuned.

OMG seriously. It’s so rich that a man would have “hygienic” concerns about a woman’s attire. Like, first of all, you know nothing about female anatomy and what does/doesn’t create hygiene issues; second of all, 90% of men are 100% gross.

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

Yeah, exactly.

yeah manatees would fuckin love that

I’m a Marine veteran. Fuck this opportunistic clownshoe.

Giuliani’s starting to look a lot like Nosferatu.

Also fuck Tintin. Tintin au Congo is one of the most racist things I read as a child. I don’t care if it’s been watered down for the films, english books etc, if you spend money on anything Tintin, you’re supporting that.

their spawn will be a mayonnaise on wonder bread sandwich

She must have been one of the lost boys of Sudan.

Women could always play joust:

You finally responded to my Missed Connections!

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

“Cant wait to start embezzling from this kid!” - Don King

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

He CAN’T handcuff her! There is a process for contempt of court; he didn’t even charge her with contempt of court. He made her sit in the corner like a fucking toddler in time out. There is no reason why this should have happened.