ALL THE CHIPZ

Good luck shilling for Trump, Chapelle.

I am so close to quitting on this show because of the way that "actress" plays Max, bellowing her lines like a terrified seal. "mah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahm, STOP it!!"

Why, because millennials decided that it hurts dumpster's feelings?

Really, sugar tits?

I think that baseball, more than any other team sport, is highly susceptible to individual psychological collapses which sometimes coalesce into a generalized catastrophe. Just about every single player has some kind of amulet on, or a superstitious twitch or ritual and when they "don't work" they freak the fuck out…

His mouth reminds me of a cat's asshole.

"Today is the greatest, day I've ever known."

If you get "like super sick" it's not because your body is freaking out, it's because your mind is.

This rocks fairly admirably.

So this is like, Review but for gear, and with this guy instead of the other guy?

Ugh, that pic.

Well the music industry is dying, no need to worry about any labels offering anyone more than a one album deal.

And he's the ranger in that horrible Yogi Bear movie.

You know why Jesus can't eat M&Ms?

Especially because that's a Clint Conley song.

I miss Michael Kupperman.

Death Grips fans are 30+ year old dudes.

That plus this.

I thought Bring My Baby Back was a Flaming Lips song the first 5 times I heard it.