I’m hoping he dies. Long shot but a guy can dream.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

Someday soon he’s going to walk by a mirror and crack his skull trying to attack his own reflection...

This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)

I hope it kills him. With pain.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

THIS. Just seeing Black people in positions of power and influence has left a huge impact on me personally. I usually brush off soft-power like seeing them around all the time. But man, did it normalize Blackness in the best of ways by seeing it so openly around. I’m not saying racism is solved by any stretch of the…

I. Am. Furious.

“If you ain’t rich, you don’t deserve to be alive,” - The Republican viewpoint.

It is entirely heartless and sociopathic. They are literally signing death warrants. I don’t know how you can so removed from reality that you think getting rid of people’s health insurance is a good idea.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

Yes! I came here to write the same thing! I’m pretty sure he was over it as soon as she said “The dudes all look gay to me”. I mean that’s when I would have been like, “Cool. I don’t want to ever meet this person.”

This article is a little deceptive because you start midway through the text exchange, where he seems like he’s being cold and she seems like he’s being chatty. Start at the actual beginning, where she opens by text bombing him a bunch about how every dude on the app “looks gay”:

I don’t think lube is going to help with the David Fincher Se7en knife-penis that is coming our way.

There have been so many people saying they’ve kept having dreams of alternate universes where everything is fine that I’m seriously beginning to consider the idea that greenhouse gases have caused us to mass-hallucinate.

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.