#teamstorm

Can we have a segment where she just knees every TV correspondent and/or reality TV star in the balls? Because I would watch the shit out of that.

No, no, Nicki: original is accurate.

God damnit Kanye.

How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?

The boat’s going down, but we can hold hands.

Here you go, for a touchstone:

Church camp is where my husband felt his first boob. He also witnessed a blowjob. My children are NEVER going to church camp.

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

Seriously? Commenters ARE horrible quite a lot of the time—even here. Can you really blame her?

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

What I think of is Gone Girl. In one scene Ben Affleck’s character is supposed to wear a Yankees cap. Affleck doesn’t like the Yankees. He refused. Production shut down for four days while the director got on the phone with Affleck’s lawyers and agents and whatnot trying to get an actor to wear a hat. And that…

Definitely not the same thing, but I always roll my eyes when actors go to extreme lengths to “get real.” Oh excuse me. Method acting. Anne Hathaway starving herself for Les Mis. Dustin Hoffman denying himself sleep in Marathon Man. Jared Leto being an asshole in general on movie sets.

I feel the same way, now that the asshole director finally admits what she has been saying all along, we finally believe her? Jesus. I mean, I’m not surprised, but still.

It’s strange to me that this is news now. I mean I’m glad it’s being talked about. But she said this FOREVER. Now people believe it because they heard men verify it?

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?

More like Slaytanists!!!!

I saw a really great meme on Instagram but can’t find it now.

Wow, 24! People know a lot of stuff at 24.