We call that Freedom Foam.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

Someone should explain to Mr. Trump that the internment camps are a horrific stain on this nation’s character.

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

We won’t see a presidential press conference of this caliber once Trump takes over.

God, I love Kate Bush.

One of my weirder one night stands involved dancing with a girl for about five minutes before last call, buying her a shot because I was below the minimum on my card, and then taking her home. The next morning as we’re lying naked under the covers she says “This is going to sound awkward but.. I don’t remember your…

Now I’ll know what will happen if I ever give some of my Tinder matches a chat

I have heard quite a few people express the hope today that trump will become less abhorrent after the inauguration and he was just putting on an act to get elected. Is this bargaining stage of the five stages of grief?

That’s interesting because I’m also totally cool with being friends with my girlfriend’s exes as long as they don’t contact me or her or look at me or her or exist on Earth.

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

SEE

Yeah, “hacked,” as in “He can’t hack it as a public official or a decent human being.”

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

Anytime some strange doofus touches me, I clap their ears and punch them in the throat. I live in a bad neighborhood and this shit happens daily. Walking home from work is like a damn video game. I would not recommend my school of response, because it’s a good way to get killed but fuck I am too sassy to care.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

It made my day that my submission got picked! I both thank and resent my friend for sharing her terrifying story with me.

As we can see by the fact that he has falsely claimed in all three debates that ICE endorsed him “last week”. Like let’s not even touch on that it’s a false claim. He’s said it happened last week in all three debates. WTF dude?!