Counterpoint: Ivanka’s father is someone else entirely, so when she says nice things about “her father”, they are true, but she is just talking about a different person.

My theories are all over the place with this, but each of them is hard to believe in its own way:

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

Another non-American watching this shit show.

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

Theory: Ivanka has never met her father

If you watch basically any interview he’s ever done he ALWAYS says “bigly.” He said it several times at the last debate - my friends and I always start parroting it when he does it.

I am dead. He just interrupted her to call her a nasty woman and reduced her existence to a disagreement with her husband.

“And of course I think my father will always do the right thing. That’s the type of person he is.”

I’m fucking dying here. Is anyone else fucking dead? WHY DOES HE LOVE SAYING BERNIE SANDERS SAID SHE HAS BAD JUDGEMENT? He loves saying that shit. She keeps burning him. She’s basically set him on fire with her burns. Gawd help us all that we have to listen to this yuge, bloated asshole.

Despite the admonitions of Chris Wallace, the audience has already laughed at Trump multiple times, tonight. This reminds me so much of the first debate.

Did anyone else laugh when it was the topic of immigration and Trump is rambling with sentences like “We will be doing very much better with Mexico, we’re going to improve the process bigly.”

Even Chris Wallace laughed.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

But nobody has more respect for women. Nobody.

me irl.

I wish somebody didn’t have to post this comment, but 2016 has been a strange year. Thank you for taking the bullet on this one.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.