Really. For every happy self-content old/fat woman out there enjoying sex, there are 15 young/skinny women who avoid sex or turn the light out because her ex-boyfriend 5 years ago once said her thighs were fat. People scoff at this as shallow, but the damage is real. We’re never good enough, always Less Than, …

Seriously. Some of the ‘hottest’ women I know are still self-conscious about their looks. These women still have asshole exes who made nasty comments about their body.

NEWS FLASH : 25% of women avoid sexual activity because they feel self conscious about their bodies WHETHER OR NOT they are overweight.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

i love this one for being more on the nose.

Ouija boards are such bad news. My brother and my cousin picked one up off the side of a country road where they said it looked like it had been flung from someone’s car. His house was so haunted after that that more often than not I’d wake up and he’d be sleeping on my parents’ couch. He moved out of the house but it…

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.

Both my niece and nephew were scary toddlers. They’d leer over their parents in the middle of the night, not saying anything to wake them up. So they’d wake up and their creepy ass devil children would just be staring at them blankly. They both grew out of it but god did it terrify them.

While i was doing my degree, I had to do some fieldwork, and this entailed spending some time in a quaint UK village for a few weeks. The natives were quite welcoming and it made a nice change from normal coursework, so it was fine.

However, right away, I noticed the villagers were a bit odd about some things. For…

N

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

Not my story personally, but from a friend:

Needs an option where you just binge watch netflix with the demons until you all fall asleep then wake up at 2am and go to dennys. That would be sexy as fuck.

Here’s my scary story:

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

I find Tig to be both hilarious and kind of annoying at the same time, but yes, if anyone deserves to have some pure simple happiness in her life it’s her. I can’t even begin to imagine what she went through, the feat of emotional strength it took to just not give up in the midst of all of it. I’m glad she’s gets to…

Oh dear, I hope things worked out for you too. Hugs.

Having experienced infertility and miscarriage I actually had to stop watching the documentary Tig at a certain point because I got so upset for her. I was ridiculously happy when I heard that her and her partner succeeded in having children.

Tig Notaro is a goddamned national treasure.

This is just wonderful. I love that she is happy and hopeful for the future. This is the best thing I’ve heard all day.