OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

Fuck these people.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

Damn Bobby, I thought you meant a fat white man-boy who can’t seem to dress himself with any sense of style, who is constantly enabled in his bad choices by his famous for nothing family.

FUCK YOU BUZZFEED I AM NOT DONALD GOD DAMN TRUMP JR.

I remember DARE.
When I was in 5th grade we had an officer come to our class that was supposed to come weekly for 2 months to talk about drugs and crap. He came once.... he never came back because apparently he was caught doing drugs and got fired literally a few days later.

The teacher came to the front of the room…

Hottest of Taeks: Don Junior is a fucking moron.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

How drunk is Junior’s legal team rn

Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

The news channel my company insists on playing (CNBC maybe? I don’t know) showed some quotes earlier from people who got dismissed from the jury. One of them was the Wu Tang disrespect quote. My favorite was the person who said they wouldn’t be able to impartial unless it was about what jail he went to.

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

It’s true. She’s entitled to be proud of and honest about her achievements.

Having watched this, it appears to be one guy with a black lives matter sign and while I adore this man dearly - if she is going to let ONE person scare her away, she has no business leaving her house every morning to exist in society let alone have this job.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

Donald is a guy who 1) knows very little about how our laws actually work and 2) is not interested in being honest. Even getting a tourist visa takes months for most people. But I’ll bet a large subset of his supporters will find it convincing.