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The Tree of Life is about ONE human life: that of Sean Penn’s character. That’s the whole fucking point. That’s why the movie opens with that Book of Job quote. It’s about the life of one individual human being juxtaposed against the complexity of creation. That’s all. It’s really not that hard to see. You can

I have seen both films multiple times. Enough to be able to tell they are different in scope and aim. The Tree of Life is about creation and nature, and is only concerned with life on Earth and its relation to God. 2001 is literally about humanity transcending Earth. It’s why natural life all but disappears after the

It is indeed absolutely nothing like that film in any form, shape or size.

Oh yes, those famous dinosaurs and birth of the universe scenes in Kubrick’s famed... um... hm.... what was that Kubrick film again?

Sean, thank you for ten snarky, golden years.

OMG, THERE’S TWO OF THEM.

Never underestimate Taumpy Lahren’s opportunism in her quest to own the libs.

Actual line from Milo’s character: “You blokes are missing out on a fortune over there in the colonies.

Excuse me, Charlie Kelly ate a whole chicken on a plane once and still beat Wade Boggs’ (God rest his soul) beer drinking record.

The only thing better than fresh wild strawberries is wild strawberries preserve, which I’m sure must be what God eats with His croissants.

As a woman, I can assure you it is pretty fucking close and that there’s a virtual rainbow spectrum of ways you can degrade someone’s humanity that we probably shouldn’t make into a hierarchy.

Jeffrey Tambor is a birther?

This show simply shouldn’t exist.

He’s a track three director.

I paid to see both Batman and Robin and Speed 2: Speed Slower, but the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater is The Revenant. I mean, i paid to see Birdman too and I hated it, but there was something extra chintzy and excruciating about The Revenant.

God damn whomever put up that photo with absolutely no context.

I see Ignatiy drew the (very) short straw this week.

No, but considering that those Taliban had killed a bunch of soldiers and civilians before they got themselves killed, the Air Force may want to ease the fuck down on the funny memes.

His name was... ME!

As a Romanian I can tell you this is by far the stupidest thing I have ever heard said about my country.