This is the Raven! And he’s crafty like a FOX!

Why write 300 words when you can make a video nobody will watch? 

Thanks for the memories, A.A. Dowd. The film section was the only thing that kept me coming to the site.

Maybe Netflix was trying to let him down easy and said they needed to pacify Fincher instead of telling him that’s a joke that makes Family Guy look like Spaced?

Superb Audition capsule.

I will never stop laughing at the lusty way Danny DeVito says “whoor.”

I would like to register a complaint about the Dead Kennedys containing no Kennedys and no corpses.

Is this supposed to be ironic, or something?

Because you’ve been very good, you may have a little gay content that is not eye-rollingly obscure and tame from Marvel, as a treat.

I am literally counting the hours until I see it tomorrow. This and Annette were my most anticipated movies this year.

When the old couple spills out of the paper bag at the end of Mulholland Drive. It took me more than a decade to even attempt to watch the film again, and when I did it was during the day because I really wanted to be able to sleep. Runner up: Laura Dern rushing towards the camera with that uncanny clown grin in Inland…

More than three otters congregating in one place, you say?

Looking forward to the inevitable lawsuits from everyone who’s gonna break something tripping over this bargain-basement Wall-E.

No, it is not. Baby Boss, on the other hand, is just some ace physical comedy:

Here’s the Chuckie Chocolate skit:

I started off thinking the “behind the scenes” bits were a weird affectation, but now I find them endearing. They read as just a way to thank the crew and acknowledge them. It’s nice to be reminded there are actually dozens of people just outside the very limited space of the show - especially given the circumstances…

Nah, that’s Evie Russell:

I’m going to invent a new, fun TikTok trend called “Fork sticking.” It will involve sticking a fork into an electrical outlet and I predict it will rapidly eliminate “beaning” and “desk stealing,” “nutmeg inhaling” and whatever else the youngs are doing these days.

There’s also this: