I desperately want it to be real.

Is this real?

O.J. Simpson is getting out on parole afte 9 years. All things considered, not bad for killing two people.

I am laughing right now, does that help?

Wow, that guy is really taking a beating.

That time Jim Belushi almost got sent to the principal's office: https://twitter.com/marshla…

Great idea! Bye.

Great. They better do Lost Highway next.

You seem to hate this show so much, why are you watching it?

Exactly.

And 1199 of them are worthless. The level of vitriol on that board is ridiculous.

David Bowie:

Good morning. Have a pile of kitties: https://twitter.com/catsu/s…

SAY THE WHOLE WORD!

Your take on the Albert and Cosntance scene sounds like something they'd put on Family Guy.

I guess it's a testament to Lynch's talent that his work can appeal to even the dimmest bulbs out there.

Aw.

Besides, if anyone can take Richard Horne, it's Janey-E. That woman isn't taking crap from anyone.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that this kind of twist feels incredibly removed from everything Lynch has done so far. People in his films tend to die through the malevolence or carelessness of those close to them, not caught in the crossfire.

You'll need some familiarity with the old show, at least with the basic story and main characters, but if you've seen the first few episodes, you can look up most of the other stuff in Wikipedia and such. Plus, despite its reputation for impenetrability, the show is actually pretty good at reminding its audience the…