This man has the strangest sense of humor.

I know, I'm playing a tiny violin in his honor as we speak.

Hm, maybe I've underestimated the new Spider-Man movie: https://twitter.com/theonio…

No Twin Peaks, so it sucked ;-)

Do it!

I'm about to go on my usual summer travels, so I'll be posting less frequently (though you can count on me gushing about Twin Peaks every week). Here's to hoping the Kinjapocalypse will wait for me to come back in September.

I thought it would be hard to top Trump's general scuzziness and appalling behaviour, but Chris Christie sunning himself on a beach he had closed for the rest of the public shows it can be done.

As long as you don't mind the amputation!

Aw, so relaxing…

Yes, of course. But it could also have been just one of Lynch's weird little jokes, since a "Mom" tattoo is probably the tackiest, most stereotypical tattoo one can get.

I dunno, I think he may have just been talking about his momma. I don't get the sense he was aware of Mike and the Lodge without chemicals.

Yeah, "face of God" my ass. It was a fight over garmonbozia all along.

Ha, maybe.

Yeah, I hated it too when I first saw it, but, in my defense, me from 25 years ago was much stupider. It certainly gives a much better sense of how the Lodge operates and how parasitic everyone is. But the film's relentlessly tragic atmosphere is really hard to take in.

OK, see, she's wearing a sour face, and that tells me there's no new episode this week. But that seam where her dress was taken in to fit her says it's going to be a great one.

Dave, you have to be brave now. What would Albert say if he saw you crying?

Yup, that's me.

Let's ask Lil!

Eh, I don't know, a franchise is bloated only if it doesn't make its money back. Civil War cost as much as Pirates of the Caribbean and nobody seemed to question that.

Is that what that monkey is saying? It's the only thing that isn't subtitled on my DVD.