I think he may have been confused or something.

Tfw when you realize there's no new Twin Peaks tonight and you're crying on the inside.

Pirates of the Caribbean 8: Just Fucking Stop Already and The Mummy still made a mint abroad, which means you'll be seeing more of Johnny Depp's hat and the Pandoricum, or whatever the hell Universal calls its SHIELD knock-off. Marvel, DC, and Disney still have roughly 5000 different sequels, prequels and instalments…

That's why you're so grumpy.

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or what?

*talks backwards*

Or maybe you were just dreaming you were engaged in a witty conversation?

Wow, you're thinking of this place even in your sleep.

I was almost right!

Did you accidentally type this while rolling around in bed?

Good morning.

Hm. I see you've been to one of their meetings.

Let's ask Occam's!

You and Tereglith should team up and sell this to TNT. Or the CW.

…she was also a vampire and wrote what she knew?

Everyone knows that Mary Shelley died in 1851, but what this student presupposes is… maybe she didn't and she was also Bram Stoker?

One of my students wrote in an essay that Mary Shelley wrote under the pseudonym Bram Stoker.

Finally, someone is going to rescue those poor child slaves from Mars.

Thank you!

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