Oh man, now THAT was a good bad show.

It's really not a lot of fun because it can't tell a reasonably straight story, and there aren't enough truly stupid moments. CBS keeps renewing it because it thinks it has some kind of camp value, but it really doesn't.

Great. Now you only need to do this 11 more times, and you will have seen the whole season.

Wait, is it over? Wow.

I have no idea how characters get to where they are.

The Evolution of the Arm, probably.

The even more confusing thing is that the other characters don't look like they aged at all, like the mercenary dude in this scene.

I am fairly certain this character didn't have a daughter before this season.

Yeah, I checked, it's basically Isla Sorna, but with more monkey dudes.

I think these women must be at least 10 years apart in age, but they sure don't look like it.

Draw me a clock, monkey man.

Yeah, it was all the chemtrails they used.

Eat your heart out, Edgar Wright!

Monkey dude has gone all Dougie Jones :(

I have no idea who anyone is, except for black dude, monkey dude, and smarmy dude.

Wooow, that machine can analyze blood without even emptying the test tube.

I have no fucking idea what's going on, but I appreciate that, while the West Coast is overrun with elephant-rhino hybrids and humanity is infertile, life in the rest of the US continues in much the same way as before.

I'm just assuming they were all wearing rubber boots.

Pro tip: before waking up a guy kept in a giant fish tank, maybe DRAIN it first?

I think this lady is on the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. plane… thing.