Post-apocalyptic hair care is pretty advanced, judging by the tasteful curls those ladies wear.

That black dude survived getting eaten by lions AND tigers in two different seasons.

Nope, it's just started. That was all based off the ads I saw.

Good evening.

I think they just sold you some leftover props from A Cure for Wellness.

Lol

Shut up, Narwhal, I know all about your chicken.

Yeah, maybe you're right. But then again, I thought The World's End suffered from the same inability to define a consistent perspective on its lead character. Maybe we ARE getting old.

Also, I thought Jamie Foxx basically played the character Motherfucker Jones imagined himself to be, which was fun in a way, but not very inspired.

I don't really disagree. I didn't find the casting bad, but I thought the film had a problem establishing a consistent tone, and the genuinely charming parts (like Baby getting coffee or the laundromat scene) clashed badly with the violence that comes later.

Wired uses the word “white” as an example: DeepText should be able to figure out whether you’re using it in conjunction with, say, “White Sox,” “white snow,” “White House,” or “white power,” and determine that only a couple of those are related to racism.

Well, this show has a giant puppy, so we're already off to a great start.

This reminds me of Terra Nova, and not in a good way. 'member Terra Nova?

He's talking about Mika Brezinski, btw.

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Yeah, I can see that. But at the same time, there was no moment when he showed any concern for Baby, so taking three bullets for him felt… unearned. I dunno, i was enjoying the film immensely until the last 15 minutes or so, and then it looked like Wright had written himself into a corner where the only reasonable…

Oh no, I completely took it at face value. If it was meant to be some 25th Hour fake-off, it was a very poorly executed one. Besides, with everyone at the trial falling over backwards because Baby was so adorable, gosh darn it, what else could it have been but real?

Oh boy, Spacey's nephew was the best thing ever. But Spacey also intimidated Baby into working for him again and threatened Debora, so it was never clear to me that he did anything but respect Baby's skills while simultaneously not giving a crap about what the kid wanted.

That makes me very happy.

Sims (SIIIIIIIMS!!!) declared Valerian one of his favorite movies of the year.