Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Tagline: Life finds a way

I welcome you back with absolute honesty!

Maybe Shaker tripped over an extension cord or something?

I will definitely see both that, and The Beguiled but I can't say I'm counting the days to either. Sorry.

Did you get some kind of message?

YAY

Lol, the Fargo finale was just Noah Hawley going "I can't be bothered to tie up all these random loose ends, so I'm just gonna throw in some pointless gun play and then waste the last 10 minutes on some pseudo-philosophical bullshit that even a grad student would find risible, and then just sort of stop."

So… um, post something, Narrator, so we know you haven't really run afoul of O'Neal's wrath.

Sudden realization that, with new work from Edgar Wright and David Lynch, 2017 is in fact NOT the shitty movie year I was making it out to be.

What Tere says. The gun and car one is too cool to go to waste in a display window.

He's the goddamn Rainmaker, dude, he's terrifying!

Oh, no wonder I forgot about that one. I really don't like it. I don't like most of the Coens' comedies.

2. Bringing Out the Dead
3. Four, I think: Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Inside Llewyn Davis
4. Um… The Flinstones?

OK, it was a little later than I thought, then.

It was called almost immediately after invoking Article 15, so… sometime in late March/ early April?

It's the acting, too. MacLachlan has been fucking killing it with what's basically a purely physical performance.

So it can do all the business it can, 10 days ahead of Baby Driver?

lol wut

I can't wait for real Cooper (not that I think that he's gonna start kicking ass and taking names), but I somehow don't want Dougie to go away, because it's, honest to God, one of the most fascinating things I've seen in a very long time.

I really like her! Her performance isn't conventionally good, but she seems to be playing something very, very specific: this weird bombshell who, for some unfathomable reason is an FBI agent, and who seems both incredibly self-assured and professional, and hopelessly out of her depth. She looks like the CSI:…