OMG, can someone throw a bucket of water on her, maybe she melts?

these movies won't live up to their initial hype as letting good talent play in a sandbox.

What, as the candidate of one of the two major parties in the US, you HAVE to make sure nobody thinks you may support ISIS. Support for a brutal terrorist organization is so easy to misconstrue these days.

Wow, that was fast. Also - that's an excellent choice: one of the blandest, safest, most competent names in Hollywood. That should insure maximum homogeneity of style.

Oh well, so much for the big Democratic revolt.

I got to hand it to Trump: he somehow manages to make me feel sorry about pretty much anyone who works for him.

Apparently, Harriet Tubman was also in on the Autobots. I'm almost disappointed there isn't a line about how Optimus Prime worked the Underground Railroad.

Bilge Elbiri's is the best! I think they broke him :(

a crazy pseudo-historical backstory that recounts, among other things, how King Arthur and The Knights Of The Round Table were real (but Merlin was a drunk), how the Transformers killed Hitler, and how Shakespeare and Frederick Douglass both knew about the cybernetic organisms that turn into cars.

Sowwy.

David Cronenberg, David Lynch, eat your hearts out:

*sound of coin dropping in slot*

Hey, she's white, rich and has a famous dad, that pretty much makes her twitter poison. Or hot take bait, depends on your perspective.

You're only missing out on the one show that kicks the rest of television's ass.

Damn skippy.

Most of the young characters tend to be rather skeezy, too. Except for Sonny Jim, who's just creepy.

He did the best episodes of Twin Peaks, though, so, you know, that works out just fine. The new season is fucking awesome.

RIP Last Man Standing. Again.

Good to see the Thing Near the Dumpsters Behind Winkie's Diner continue to get employment.

As much as I'd like it to be, I think probably not. Fusco is such a typically movie cop name, I think it's a more likely reason. I did like the small chuckle one put out when they introduced themselves as the Fuscos.