I'm sure I will. It's just that I can't seem to summon any desire to watch it, for some reason. *stares longingly at a statue's shoes*

I fell into a Twin Peaks-shaped hole, and I still haven't watched it.

Jaden Smith always looks like he's not quite sure how he got there.

Yes. Yes it does.

OK, that second one is really impressive.

Well, she better get her ass back to Dougie, then.

So, is it like midnight Pacific time?

So, just to make sure I got this right: Naomi Watts plays a mother who entrusts her creepy pre teen son with her finances and is eventually roped by said son into murdering a police officer.

*watches trailer for the first time*

I have the feeling that this will be another case like that peach pie movie with Josh Brolin and Kate Winslet. Every critic did a pile drive on it, like it was the worst thing ever made, but in the end it was just a bland mediocrity.

That's Friday!

boo

When is the embargo getting lifted?

Who is the mysterious Guest who keeps voting some of our posts?

tl;dr

Phew!

About Kinja or your reviews?

I meant on Disqus.

I hope he goes on a twitter rant before midnight, because it would look great with all the birthday balloons playing across the page.

Can we make a community just for us?