That, or decamping to the Solute. Either works, I think.

There was a rather throwaway line in a Bloomberg story about Univision buying Gawker that said that over the "slower" summer months, the Onion and the AV Club would migrate to Kinja, which is now also owned by Univision and is the publishing/ commenting platform of all their other properties.

Barack Obama was a terrible President whose main aim was to divide the country, which he succeeded in doing,

Luckily, his right to buy a gun despite having a serious mental illness was entirely right-wing.

Hey, why stop at the leadership, I say shoot ALL registered Democrats! Also the gays, the poc's, climate scientists, pro-choice advocates and doctors, really, anyone who isn't a card-carrying Republican with a MAGA hat and a load of assault rifles at home.

Yeah, but then they'd be disturbed by the lack of proportionate and fair minority and women representation.

Wait, I thought Hillary was the one offing her political rivals.

Hey, hey, hey, those Swedes should be glad he didn't start with "Webster's Dictionary defines 'prize' as…"

P.S. I absolutely do not want any more Hannibal, though.

Narwhal told me I apparently balked at the prospect of more Twin Peaks back in the day, so I'd like to take this opportunity and say I was wrong. Sometimes it IS good to revive a show (see also Invader Zim).

Damn skippy.

…never?

He could have at least plagiarized from something fancier.

Haha, that reads like something from The Onion.

Bob Dylan apparently plagiarized significant portions of his Nobel acceptance speech from Spark Notes.

Surprisingly sweet and adorable: Gordon Cole and Shelley.

Come to think about it, they shouldn't even have a husband!

Also, Lucy and Andy are THE FUCKING WORST. Come at me!

Although, it's always a pleasure to hear Gordon Cole TALKING. REALLY LOUDLY!

The latter half of Twin Peaks contains a subplot about saving the pine marten, another about a beauty pageant, what seems like a moronic dry run for the Pete story of Lost Highway, featuring James Hurley, aka, the one person that makes Wally Brando seem like Marlon Brando by comparison, an adoption subplot with a…