Martha Stewart's new pot and pans collection. 

The process of removal is long and painful.

I see your puny 1960 fins and raise you the mother of all finned cars, the 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz...

‘Honey, does this photo make my butt look big?’

1964 Buick Electra 225

The thing is man, none of the TSA’s efforts have actually made flying any safer. What they have done is inconvenienced everyone and provided a veneer of security to make you feel better because you got scared after 9/11. The underwear bomber, the shoe bomber, and a couple others have all made it through TSA or…

I propose we go back to just having metal detectors, like back in the 90s. We have reinforced cockpit doors now and boarding pass checks at the gate. There is no reason for this TSA nonsense anymore.

In Russia, you don’t fall on concrete; concrete fall on you. 

Concrete Communist Block

“Ah yes, the good old Wake and Bake. Seen it, covered it.”

It also has a clock to tell you when the toaster strudels are done

What about Taco Bell? Fancy places like Carrabba’s are for things like anniversaries!

Deutsche Bank called, they want their money. 

Igor Sikorsky came to America fleeing the Bolsheviks.

Well it’s not a Disney style theme park, but there’s a ton of war museums across the US. Instead of a fuck yeah America approach, most of those are quite somber remembering all those who have died.

Overspend on a car that is likely to appreciate dramatically?

Go go gadget wheels!

All it needed was a theme to be the world’s first DONK.

1) A non-story. Technology that flags posts makes these mistakes all the time.

I thought people on Jalopnik knew their car culture, I am dissapoint.