A true Schiano man knows that MRSA is all in your head.

You Owned Limbs Once.

Can be insanely expensive to fix. You'll get better life out of it if you have a respectable mechanic replace the stock plutonium reactor with a Mr. Fusion, which allows you to run on cleaner, garbage-based fuel.

A random guy stopped it while multiple cops wouldn't lift a finger to stop a guy from getting beat to death? Protect and serve my ass.

Guess he drifted into the other lane.

To be fair, no one has ever given a Sandusky a ride voluntarily.

"The bastard never saw it coming."

Hospital, 15km ahead... I hope they made it.

Can you hear me now?

My favorite fact from all this is that Klinnsman has never lost to Mexico as a player or a coach.

I hope he's got a good lawyer!

The video almost ended right here.

The Hawkeye baseball team has players who can't even hit .341.

I had someone flip me off when they cut me off... figure that out...

Any car with a stupid pink moustache on it that no one really owns.

Uhhh how about the deepwater horizon explosion and subsequent 87-day gush of oil from an uncapped well?

The 1973 OPEC oil embargo. In response to American support of Israel during the Yom Kippur War, the Arabs turned off the taps. The entire American vehicular system came close to total failure. Proved that we were all but subject to the whims of those that quietly make our way of life possible. Something to keep in…

Diesel > Hybrid