Apparently more filth, discussing, dirty, dirty, smut.

The reactions from the other drafters is both funny and confusing, as I can't see why they wouldn't find the humor in this. It's just so patently ridiculous. I mean, it's inconceivable that anyone would be stupid enough to draft Tim Tebow in the first round of anything, right? That would NEVER happen. I mean, you'd…

Javelina jaw?

I refuse to believe that puppy can drive that F1 car, despite the obvious implication by Jalopnik. I posit that Jalopnik refused to do the proper research for their title graphic and I demand an apology.

The R8 already sort of had them.

Guilty.

I will leave this here...

In Soviet China, Asian driver jokes write themselves!

Spurrier: [walks into any place of business in South Carolina]

It may have been only four hours to us, but at BYU that equates to about 60 million years.

if you dont like fumes and noise why the fuck are you posting in jalopnik?

I know it has nothing to do with the story, I just like this .gif.

It's no wonder then to discover that his mother is the renowned Boston prostitute, Loretta Drinkwater, who also gained some level of fame in the late 1940's for her own steadfast refusal to flinch at foul balls.

Jerry Rice—quick tip:

I tried this and it totally worked. They did leave out the part where the tennis ball is actually a brick and instead of pressing it to the lock you throw it through the window though.

When police arrived Castillo's friend was charged with a blown save.

His favorite pitch was a sinker.

I take issue with the no calorie claim