Nothing in the Robert Rodriguez directed episodes makes sense.

I don’t think people forgot how bad the movies were-the movies were astonishingly bad to the point where they killed their own franchise.

But what about their freedom?

Utilities are Barone Sanitation and Comley Trucking.

A version of Monopoly set in a New Jersey town?  Meh, it’ll never work...

“UNDER THE BOARDWALK...”

Please tell me that the Boardwalk square is just a solid black rectangle.

Why wouldn’t you include the app store links in the article?

“You’ve won second prize in a beauty contest, bitch!”

I mean that’s still way less nonsensical than the fact there’s apparently an abandoned “functional” underground complex that literally spans the entirety of US and can sustain 400,000,000 people that have just been forgotten about.

I don’t know why Jordan Peele bothered to even explain the doppelgangers in so much…

I sort of feel that way about the twist that IS in the movie. 

As is the case for all crazy fan theories, my biggest question is “what does this add to the film if true?” What value would this have beyond a trick GOTCHA moment that lets you feel smarter for having picked up on it?

Because that’s what a lot of fan theories are. Attempts by fans to feel smarter for having seen “the…

Yes, children are not known for their strength. Good observation!

What other children’s movies have featured the protagonist attempting to murder another character by causing them to go into anaphylactic shock?

Though, the ones you mention are all for an older age group than Peter Rabbit. I mean, were they trying to make this movie for anyone older than... 7 years old?

I see a lot of glib, “eh, what’s the big deal” comments here, but I can tell you: going into anaphalaxis IS a big deal. It’s happened to me, and if you don’t have an epi-pen immediately nearby, you could die.

Everyone’s trying to mock this response for over-sensitivity.