"You got to make sure you get enough return on your investment."

"Rumors circulating that CoC decision is in and he has been cleared. C'mon Deadspin report it. What are you waiting for? Confirmation?"

Vick said Winston will be ready to take over within a year. But he meant 7 years. Vick makes this mistake all the time.

In typical Rick Pitino fashion, the whole thing was over quickly and only one side was satisfied.

Given that this was a Jaguars shirt, it's no surprise to see this half-ass effort.

After the game, a victorious Blake Bortles threw his jersey into the crowd. There were no further incidents.

Woj: What are the chances?

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

Instructor: Take a halfhearted step.

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

The guy used spray paint every day. I'm reasonably sure it wasn't Nets basketball he was high on.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

I'd be very surprised if that's just her 12th man.

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Fun fact: The Royal Couple is also what the Kings' Demarcus Cousins calls his breasts.

Just a little something he picked up from his buddy Dan Snyder, who punted 4 draft picks to get him.

Big difference. In Gamergate, the critics called for the woman to be raped. With FSU, that part's already been taken care of.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

Missing one step isn't all that bad. Patrick Kane missed all 12 of them.