Someone needs to tell Kyle Orton that the driving ban doesn't include the Bills offense.

Of course he's injured. Or are we supposed to believe he just naturally throws the ball like that?!

If a guy from Buffalo wants to end up on a poster, usually he has to murder his ex-wife and her male friend.

Should anyone really be surprised that he didn't show up. He's already shown himself to be an absentee father.

A blow-up sex doll with a crimson tide? Boy, those things are realistic.

"I missed it."

At Reach Your Dream Prep, the only class they offer is the one where you show up for the final exam and realize you haven't been to class all semester. Also, you're in your underwear.

Oh, this must be one of those optical illusion things. Look at it one way and it's the payroll obligations of every MLB team. Look at it another way and it's Pablo Sandoval's midsection.

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@CoachLovie

That's weird that they made such an effort. Usually, guys like him get left alone on the sideline after they've kicked.

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Omar Infante comin', yo.

Ouch. +1

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Dark guy in the middle is also how Danny Ferry referred to Dikembe Mutombo.

Sick burn.