Goddell: Ok, Ray, I'm afraid we're going to have to suspend you two games.

"I instructed him to exit the vehicle. As he did, I noticed that he was rather large in stature and appeared to be athletically fit. I mean, he was huge. But still had amazing muscular definition. With broad shoulders and hands the size of ironing boards. If you were an NFL quarterback, it would be absolutely…

No matter how many times he's been questioned, Meander refuses to give it to them straight.

Nice. +1

This is typical Tony Dungy. He takes something that seems fairly innocuous and just keeps making it worse and worse until, eventually, it's a complete mess. Then, Jon Gruden takes that complete mess and wins the Super Bowl with it.

Given Francoeur's underachieving ways, I'm surprised he even knew what a ceiling was.

Ha!

Ooo, that's good. +1

As usual, Wade offered no defense.

Sadly, unlike their new season tickets, the Jets offensive line is still made of paper.

"I am sorry [officer] but this guy has been after me for years since I got into the NBA," Greene said, according to the affidavit.

Wow. This must be where all the cool kids hang out. Thanks for the head's up. Is there a secret handshake I need to know.

I am so sick of people only choosing the bible passages that support their viewpoint. Like when Dungy constantly quotes, "And when a shepherd is fired for not being able to lead his flock to the promised land, then some other shepherd totally comes in and takes the same flock where the previous shepherd couldn't, all…

This sort of thing goes way back. Ty Cobb, in particular, was known for mocking opposing players. Especially the Jews.

That's definitely an improvement. But they still left out Jimmy Rollins.

+1

It was rather shortsighted for the Bulls to get rid of him. At some point, they're going to need cadaver tissue to put in Rose's knee.

See, this is where people are often mistaken. They think his nickname, "The Big Easy", is based on his fluid stroke and smooth putting. But it's actually because of his uncanny delivery of "Real Muthaphuckkin G's".

That's pretty amazing. Just watching her, I lasted less than a minute.

The Pouncey twins answered the Cameo accusations by claiming they only made a very brief appearance.