David, your mission should you choose to accept it, build a 6X6 Jeep using cheap Craigslist finds, because you need another non-running basket case in your life.

No, the head on collision that occurred was upsetting, people got hurt. Is that okay?

Because now you need to worry about cars pulling out from both sides. It makes other cars parking more difficult and just ruins the order of the street. It takes something orderly and makes it chaos.

Yeah fucko, and a car that was new to the area thought it was a one-way street because the cars were parked the same direction on both sides of the street. Head on collision. Fucking lazy idiots

Wow, wasn’t ready for that shock

call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

Pikes Peak? The paved toll road? How is that off road?

I know this is 24 years ago, but my dad had an ‘80 911SC in bright blue with black interior, momo steering wheel and euro taillights that was immaculate. I don’t remember the mileage on it, somewhere in the 40k range, and he sold it for $18,000ish in 1992, only a few hundred bucks less than he bought it for four…

Not cool.

Up until a few months ago, I had a new 2016 F-350 with snow equipment I used as a second income.

Upper decks should really have chest-height plexiglass barriers or netting.

I hope you’re aware that whatever mileage Doug put on the car, 92% of it was done without him wearing pants.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

No. He needs three days to heal.

If you do a 2nd season at 0-16, they upgrade your brown paper bags to plastic ones.

I believe e class wagon owners used to have the average highest net worth of any Mercedes owner.

This is actually a fantastic suggestion. I’m no fool when it comes to cars, and I would assume that someone driving a car like that at least has their shit together, if not a little bit of money.

If you want working class people to think that you are rich, maybe something like this: