Technically, San Francisco kicked all the dead people out. The City outlawed new interments in 1900, then evicted all cemeteries in 1912. They didn’t start moving bodies until 1920.

Damn those marketing people.

Came to say the same thing. Looks like someone spent the time to flip every single one of those things over. Why wouldn’t they just swap the plates???

Did you ironically choose Colma, CA, the ‘City of a Thousand Cemeteries’, who city motto is literally “It’s great to be alive in Colma”, as your lead image as it relates to coronavirus, or was that pure coincidence?

It came from Salon, so you can imagine my surprise that they’d propagate fake news.

If you had described the garage, I could see why this would be here. I am left severely wanting.

Every time I fart I deplete the ozone layer. You want me to stop doing that, too?

Methinks slightly more investigative reporting would have rendered your article moot.

So do you just replace the entire door after a minor side impact, or do you pray the body shop can recreate those ridiculous creases?

No, because the Americans got it from someone who came from China. This isn’t rocket science.

I’d be more than happy to ditch my 1994 A/C if you have $30 grand you’d be willing to give me to switch it out.

I think you may be right. Whatever had the 3-speed auto was absolutely awful.

You see, Jalopnik did a site-wide audit, and your name came up as one that did not originally pay to be out of the greys . . .

Good to know?

That 3.3 was such a dog. Especially with the 3-speed auto.

“This is based on a Ranger, so it’s much more compact than a Suburban or Expedition.”

That promo code for the beard grooming kit doesn’t work . . .

That promo code for the beard grooming kit doesn’t work . . .

That’s a fucking reach.

What, no carpool access sticker? Crack pipe! (probably the least of its worries)