I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

What is it about having that one white whale?! I also bake A LOT (I even do it sort-of professionally on the side) and I absolutely cannot, for the life of me, make really good chocolate chip cookies. I’ve tried all kinds of recipes, and the closest I can come is “decent,” and then only with the back-of-the-bag Toll…

You’re making nuclear doom sound more and more appealing.

Dude I share this fear and I almost hate it more than the Donald presidency.

See this is why ivanka is as bad if not worse than the rest of them. She’s dangerous because her perceived softness and good looks lulls you into a false sense of security. Like her father she has no values or principles. She will do anything for power, money and prestige. If Donald doesn’t run in 2020, I wouldn’t be…

Please tell me he’s set up a meeting with Fidel Castro

Correction POS elect (piece of shit)

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

The director of “Rogue One,” Gareth Edwards, has stepped into a mythopoetic stew so half-baked and overcooked, a morass of pre-instantly overanalyzed implications of such shuddering impact to the series’ fundamentalists, that he lumbers through, seemingly stunned or constrained or cautious to the vanishing point of…

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Yes. Public health nannies tried to force condoms on the porn industry. Neither the filmmakers or actors wanted it. It would have been really difficult and expensive (as in, taxpayer money used to make sure jimmy hats are worn at all times) to enforce. And, as a viewer, condom porn sucks.

Good on you, San Diego. California came through with yes on weed, no on (mandatory) condoms in porn, and this. (And probably some tax hikes for dumb pet projects, but win some, lose some).

I initially read your comment as “how was Petsmart funded” and was very confused. It was a really long and emotionally difficult night.

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?