His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Junior is doesn’t have any scars, but he did have radiation due to a large growth in his thyroid. It cost a lot of money, and we had to store 2 weeks of radioactive waste and litter on my deck for 80 days, but it was worth it.

This is what my favourite gym shirt says to that

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

Where are the captions for your deaf and hard of hearing viewers? I would think Jezebel would be a bit more sensitive in making sure its website is accessible to those with disabilities.

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

Maybe that young person should have been ticketed. Perhaps arrested.

The first season made me laugh but the second made me laugh less, the third one I haven’t even finished it.

The later seasons took a dive, but I think the first few seasons were great.

I love that movie, I don’t understand the need of making a series from it when you can watch the movie.

There’s a story where he was on set with Olivier, and had stayed up for days because his character was supposed to have stayed up for days, and was talking about it to Olivier, and Olivier’s response was “My dear boy, have you tried just acting?”

Looking forward to the nominations for next year’s new category: Best Actor Replacing a Sexual Criminal.

It’s miles better than Girls which was nominated twice and won once.

I can’t watch it knowing how many good shows died for that to remain

Mayim has bugged me for years - I appreciate that she’s a successful woman in STEM, but she’s still super-overprivileged crunchy granola lady who comes off as being really judgey, particularly when it comes to Things Domestic, like raising kids. Like, I don’t even *want* kids, and her op-eds about co-sleeping and…

He got famous for dating a girl who got famous for being related to a woman who got famous for blah blah blah. Fameception

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

I swear to god I don’t know what this guy does except that he’s a kardashian’s boyfriend.

I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.