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Phil always speaks the truth.

What is the autumnal equivalent of a whistle pig? 

Personally I leave all my important predictions to what the bones say or, when in doubt, bird entrails.  

The “experts” at Farmers’ Almanac? Three chimps rolling dice.

No worries. It can’t be stated often enough.

Stop worrying about influencers. 

Between going cashless as much as possible and using my quarters for laundry I hardly have any change out side of some nickles and dimes.

1) Don’t crowd your pan,
2) let meat rest after cooking,
3) use sharp knives,
4) use acid to brighten flavors,
5) taste (and adjust) before serving.
You’re welcome.

There. FIFY. Maybe even ignore them altogether. 

Steroids don’t just allow you to grow more muscle. Anyone taking them makes the statement that “you still have to put in the work”. But the truth is that steroids give you the energy to put in all that work. I took androstenedione when it was available over the counter and still legal, and it was absolutely

Ugh I thought Lifehacker finally listened to us when I didn’t see any of these videos last week. Guess I was wrong.

I watched so you don’t have to:

I guess we’ll never know seeing how it’s a FUCKING VIDEO

A good lawyer should be able to plea them down to a manslaughter of crows.

Many places will also make you fresh garlic bread to cook at home. Just bring up a loaf of Italian and ask them to make it into garlic bread. They usually have them pre-made in the freezer or on the display, but when they run out they’ll make you one or make it on a loaf you prefer.

It’s gonna be tough wearing masks of all six faux-SCOTUS justices, but anything for revenge.

Gee, and I thought the shortage was because Trump was hoarding.

With the egg muffins, I put a bit of butter and hashbrowns in each cup and baked for around 20 minutes at 375. Then filled each with egg, sausage and shredded cheese.