The vaccine is the same for everyone, and anyone who is sexually active should get it. Men who have sex with uncircumcised men are just as vulnerable as women who do the same thing, and both men and women can spread HPV, so get your Gardasil on!

Nope. You've got it. You're not missing anything.

Yeah, it was def "fuckin' 'ell!"

I'm def going to ask my husband if he wants to pay a visit to Her Vajesty tonight just to see the look on his face.

It's got strobe lights! Gosh, I feel a little floaty just gazing at it.

He didn't put guns in people's a-holes, he was simply an a-hole with a gun.

My father knows better—when I was 14, the subject of death came up between us and he said when it was time, he'd hike up into the mountains and die by himself. I am SO holding him to his word! I'll take him up there myself, if necessary. With a blanket and a lunchable, naturally.

Thanks for this—I'm going to put John Smith's head on Prince Charming's body and tell my husband I found a nude pic of him online.

Oh god, me too! I want to wipe that bemused smirk off his nasty face and tell him to brush his frickin' teeth before he starts his sorry day.

Holy CRAP, that is brilliant! Thank you.

I meant I was trying to pretend that'll never happen to me. Now I can't! Ugh, here come the sweats!

Whuh? Damn.

Denim!

Shhh, I'm going to pretend that'll never happen.

I love this. It's like you're interviewing the interviewer, and there's no possible way their reply is going to make you look stupid. Yay!

It's like she's mindlessly head-bobbing through time.

I'm kinda peeved about the Birks in the pic, ngl.

Kudos to this guy, really. He's a hero.

OMG, that's frickin' brilliant!

I really want to see her in more roles, all kinds of roles.