"On to the victim"? "Balls to press this"? Words escape me.

#notallmen
pfft.

What's wrong with me that I really need to see this ad now?

I disagree about her music and style. I will grant you that her attempts at re-appropriating words and body language that denigrate females are not always appreciated. But she is damn original.

Oh lordy, she's right about doggy style though. Hmm, let me put my penis in her vagina like she wants, but manage to finagle a position as far from her clitoris as possible. Yeah, that's the ticket! And don't get me started on the reach-around. Sorry, if you're not even willing to look me in the face during sex, we…

If I looked anything like her, I'd pose like that, too. Hell, maybe I will anyway just for shits and grins.

Awesome photo O-bomb-a!

Oh, yup.

Nuh-uh.

That rat bastard.

Yay! Cookie!

I want to offer you a cookie for feeling what you're supposed to be feeling anyway, but I suspect somebody's bound to say something like, "Dang, yo—why you gotta be snarky to the one cool dude?" So I'll just say hey.

Yes! And I want the labia printed on the crotch piece, and a butt crack on the back!

Sounds to me like your boyfriend is unconsciously infantilizing those "marginalized minorities" he cares so much about. Honestly, does he want them to continue to marginalize themselves with boorish behavior? Does he consider them too dense to figure out social norms? They're big boys, they can handle constructive…

Right?

Maybe sit the next few out there, sport.

I disagree that too much time is spent on conservative racism, but I also agree that not nearly enough is spent on "progressive," or what I'll call covert, bigotry.

Yeah, among the many things about this that bothers me IS the whole "reefer madness" angle. Anyone who's ever seen someone who has recently smoked weed knows that they're even less likely to do you harm than the average stone cold sober person. So if they're going to say she was acting crazy and violent, clearly her…

"...thought you ought to know."

That's a steamy pile of something or other, and I think you know it.