Couldn’t have said it better myself.  (That’s pretty much my origin story.)

Elon Musk is basically Edison- someone who got ahead less on his own ingenuity and more on his sociopathic ability to steal work/ideas and take the credit.

We all wear masks, some of us just use a mask to cover the fact that we are literal tire fires. 

Close, but both Elons are dumb and bad.

I would be more sympathetic to Grimes’s arguments if they weren’t an explicit admission of pay to play politics by an oligarch.

Considering the current Republican president is the most ignorant person to have ever held the office, Republicans don’t have much to stand on in terms of criticizing Democrats for being ignorant. 

Thankfully, my too long tenure as a retail manager is over. But, this is rule one for me. Whenever my employees would get mad at me for not chasing down a possible shoplifter, I remind them that whatever they stole isn’t worth my job, because the company would literally fire me on the spot if I walked out the store to…

Looks like I am going to Lowe’s this weekend to stock up for my electrical project...

YESSSSSSS more Diana Moskovitz pieces over here on Jezebel pleeeeease

 That they actually, personally hate him.

Rich is the New American Monarchy

You can work it off. 

I insist in paying for the full value of my many many comments!!!

Nope. I bought all of those. I’ll send you the link. 

His homeless relocation idea is so dumb a goddamn seventh grader could tear it apart in about 20 minutes. 

Does he own all my old, deleted by Olde Gawker, comments?

I was suddenly reminded that we’re way past due for a guillotine spree for the rich...

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.