GOOD.

Wait... the baby isn’t food?

Wrapping in puff pastry? Deep frying in a tortilla? You guys are decadent! Holy moley! And I thought I was clever when I put barbecue sauce covered breaded chicken tenders inside a gooey melted grilled cheese and tomato!!

Obligatory

It is a crime that People of Earth was cancelled. A crime, I say.

Jesus Christ.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

If you are an American, then vote!

I love commas.

Not a cunt; she lacks the depth and the charm.

Dark City and Gods and Monsters are strong contenders. However.

So he’s got an “admittedly decent platform” which includes Medicare for all and and is now using his new found position of influence to support Dem candidates or maybe run for office... and this is terrible?

I was going to say “Pickled Eggs,” but pigs’ feet works, too. 

He does sound like a KKKountry-ass mutherfucker, doesn’t he?

Dude probably has a jar of pig feet on the desk.

Starred for the Boss Hogg reference. Pure gold.

This made me laugh out loud, literally:

“This is a personnel and legal matter pertaining to a disgruntled employee.”