OK I understand your point but...

*Seriously drunkenly giving you the thumbs up*

I think your sarcasm needs work.

Or get to know the people in the Computer Science faculty.

Isn’t it the case that Sanders didn’t fuck it up? Didn’t the DNC do that for him?

Yeah I know.

Why shouldn’t the school help them?

She’s a horrible cunt, for sure.

I’m not trolling. I never do that.

Uh-huh.

Or alternatively;

tl;dr

“Some cats are pretty damn smart.”

“...Those sadistic Japanese prank shows”

You remind me so much why I love cats.

Through a drunken haze, I ask you in all honesty: Like, duh?

Do you not understand that this man is making science?

He’s a cat.
If he could slap you, he would have already because you gave him the cheap food more than once.

Great article! Thanks for this.

In a world where too many people are ruining it for every body else, it’s great to be reminded that Mitski exists.