sayitwithalcohol
SayItWithAlcohol
sayitwithalcohol

You humans are religious to the point of fucking zealotry about food.
Like the way almost all the actual religions have some sort of food restriction.

It’s good that someone who accidentally made a new way for the world to get worse, tried to mitigate the damage caused.

Collective punishment is banned under Article 33 of the 4th Geneva Convention (1949).
Collective Punishment is unfortunately still popular with asshole tyrants and their murderous thug squads (looking at you, Xi Jinping and every Chinese ruler before you).

They say the best indicator of a person’s heredity is in the shape of the ears. Then again, the eyes are the windows to the soul.

You have me there.
If only we lived in a perfect world in which literary classics were always translated perfectly to screen.

OK STOP RIGHT THERE!!

You’re not a terrible person but you’re an honest person. Speaking heresy.

Hollywood being what it is;
If ‘Lord Of The Rings’, ‘Dune’, ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’, ‘Schindler’s List’ or ‘Lawrence Of Arabia’ were deemed to be more profitable if rebooted starring ambiguously sexual tween boys, topless teenage lesbian supermodels and a plot involving F-35s bombing the

Epic Illustrated magazine was the superior monthly periodical.

Headline: STARRING JACK FROM ‘LOST’S’ DAD!

I love McMansion Hell.

Maybe Bear Porn afficionados have like, good taste in human beings?

Your Sarcasm skill has risen by 10 points.

The Deep DEEEP State!

September 11th, 2001.

I didn’t like how they bum-rushed her and forced her face down, though.

Always worth watching.

To-MAH-toes.

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