I still have my original Ultima VII game CDs somewhere. It’s a double-CD ‘classic edition’ (Black Gate plus Serpent Isle plus expansions), because it was released 3-4 years after first publication, I guess.

:(

I remember moving through a dungeon (but I don’t remember which dungeon) with the group, when we came to a room with bloodied and torn carcasses all over the floor.

Good man. The world is a better place now.

Pictured: Me.

My brain right now.

I, personally, can’t possibly have this thing you call ‘white guilt’.
Like, it’s not my fault I was born in this body. Nor is it anyone’s fault about the body they were dropped into, truly. Are you short and fat with a tiny penis? Not your fault. Blame the universe.

(I am currently saying this with a lot of alcohol, but in vino veritas, as the man says.)

Ah damnit.

You might of alright.

Oddly exact words for obscure concepts and words whose meaning is dependent on context?

Ah GODS!

I watched Twin Peaks: The Return weekly with friends or occasionally with a small party of people.

“The gold yields before the coal”.

Haven’t you ever heard of the great HamNo?

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Haha! Yeah!

How about a confused Gray Jay?
They’re so cute!

Yeah.
That tiger should either be short and very, very fat or short and very, very malnourished.

Two hours questioning would be excessive.