sayitwithalcohol
SayItWithAlcohol
sayitwithalcohol

I, personally, can’t possibly have this thing you call ‘white guilt’.
Like, it’s not my fault I was born in this body. Nor is it anyone’s fault about the body they were dropped into, truly. Are you short and fat with a tiny penis? Not your fault. Blame the universe.

(I am currently saying this with a lot of alcohol, but in vino veritas, as the man says.)

Ah damnit.

You might of alright.

Oddly exact words for obscure concepts and words whose meaning is dependent on context?

Ah GODS!

I watched Twin Peaks: The Return weekly with friends or occasionally with a small party of people.

The gold yields before the coal”.

Haven’t you ever heard of the great HamNo?

FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Haha! Yeah!

How about a confused Gray Jay?
They’re so cute!

Yeah.
That tiger should either be short and very, very fat or short and very, very malnourished.

Two hours questioning would be excessive.

One word guys!

I’m thinking that you lack imagination then.

And yet, Trump Tower (my name for the White House) still ignores Russia’s annexation of East Ukraine, Chinese military expansion and Chinese Social Credit, The Phillipines mass murder of ‘undesireables’, everyday life in the DRC and continual bullshit in... everywhere else, really.

Oh shit... a relentlessly stupid rightwinger incapable of parsing long sentences and Reading Comprehension in general is dissing me.

Now playing

By the way we could argue about whether people want “freedom” and “opportunities”, or security and comfort. Let’s not do that.

Un commentaire parfait. Bravo!