Remind yourself: Nobody is (legally) able to remaster ‘No One Lives Forever’ because the Intellectual Property ownership* is supposedly unknown.

Seems to me you’re retreating from this debate.

Did anyone else just assume the elephants were CGI?

Your bias is hanging out of your trousers. Best put it away.

Are you fucking high?

Or being a greeter at a WalMart.

All those media shops and computer game shops, whether ‘retro’ or not, are exactly like that.

To think that back in the 90s, I thought Roseanne Barr was pretty cool. How callow I was!

You know.... it’s good to see that the two cops involved acted professionally. They were reasonable, cautious and respectful.
None of that pulling guns on them immediately, screaming “GUN!” because one of them had a water bottle in his hands the entire time, emptying their guns into their heads then ‘accidentally’…

OK good to know. Thanks!

What model is your air-fryer?

GENIUS!

He was born in 1952.

If you fucked with my stuff I’d fuck with you too.

Having known a few psychopathic crows in my lifetime, remind yourself how great it is that only we have opposable thumbs.

If you read a lot of expatriate or global traveller blogs and sites, something you’ll notice too often to not be ignored, are stories of casual Japanese racism.

You know, if you’ve ever seen ‘Krull’, ‘Lamb’ or ‘The Mission’, you can see that Neeson’s always been a talented actor.

Which is like; the price of a full course meal, drinks and helicopter ride to the strip club for a party of Hollywood executives on a friday night. I’m also sure that Russell & Hawn could have paid for the damn things themselves.

Oh noooo.
Fuck it. I was really hoping this could be a chance for Anna Faris to make a decent comeback and not just be known as ‘Chris Pratt’s ex’.

This is both poetry and prose in a happy marriage.