You know, American prudery and misogyny are just two things ruining the internet for everyone.
You know what else is? Capitalist greed.

He’s also got the face of a man desperately trying to hold in a paunch for more than 10 seconds.

But doing adult-life-living right, I’d say.

Hahaha! What a gal.
Can somebody in the US send Sarah Chadwick the biggest pizza money can buy?

It’s implied, innit?

They could make it a series of clip shows. Using a lot of old footage for the nostalgia factor.

Uh, yeah I have and I think you’re seriously underestimating the EU.

Yeah, probably. This could be a hard sell to AMC.

Machinarium.

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Sarcasm is good.

Because I didn’t pass through adolescence in America, and I also know at least more than 10 Americans who did - I feel thoroughly qualified to proclaim that American adolescence is the symptom of your problems.

I could be facetious and say that the only way to respond to anything happening in 2018 is with alcohol. That would be disingenious.

That’s an excellent idea, but my preference would be for a four-part episode in which a well-armed and well-equipped European military force arrives in the eastern United States, seeking to capture and disable America’s nuclear arsenal.

You know how it is when a thing you were told was “awesome and cool” and ‘important’, and also ‘educational!’ - but then you survive the conformity camp your idiot parents sent you to be ‘educated’ and you learn more about the horrifically fucked-up society you live in, and you realise that likeing Kevin Spacey in all…

I’ll bet 50 million Kinja likes that she’ll be running for GOP office in the next 5 years.

There is a woman somewhere who will be face-recognised years from now as ‘Used Tampon Model’.

Fat-arsed stupid town guards, circa 1018:
“Look! A stranger! Alert our Lord and prepare the stocks!”

America switching to Communism over Capitalism would be an interesting sight.
Firstly, you’d have to remove Americans’ cultural imperative towards greed, scamming and enslaving (known commonly as ‘Enterprise, Entrepeneurism and Job Creation’) and then you’d need to remove the racism.

Irish is not one of the most complicated languages to learn.